So I am very well aware of the fact that I didn't post anything last night or yesterday but a rather hilarious but sad disaster took place which I will shortly share with you :)
SO yesterday, I went to driving school cos I need that b**** of a license to operate in this bloody world! -_- ... And I totally hate it... cos I learned how to drive about 3 years ago, and I've been on the streets illegally ever since (lol) anyway, so driving school sucks a serious one, but anyway... So now when I was through my mama came to get me yeah, then she's like we need to go buy a dispenser cos the one we have is broken...
So now we are shopping *wohoo* and I have this terrible habit of eating things in the supermarket which was acquired from my friend (Fiona) but anyway, I'm here having chocolate covered strawberry and raspberry ice cream stick thing, I don't know what they're called (I'm pretty sure a popsicle is like ice on a stick so... dot dot dot haha) My MOTHER hates this bull I pull in the supermarket so she starts, " What is the matter with you child? Why are you eating in the supermarket, can you push the damn trolly and go get me lotion!" I'm just there all smiley so I push the damn trolly... ANYWAY when we were done shopping yeah, we ended up not buying a dispenser but decided on taking the one we have to get fixed, so we bought the 18.7litre bottle of water :)... now I pushed the damn trolly all the way to the car yeah, then you see like any normal weak girl, you would have to prep yourself to carry that 18.7litre bottle into the trunk right? So I did, I placed all my belongings in the trunk, my bag, my sunglasses, everything rubbed my hands together jumped side to side for this mission.
So I completed my task and I was impressed with my ability to carry that thing, so I close the trunk and I'm smiling with myself two seconds later, I realised I just locked the CAR KEYS in the trunk of the m*****f****** CAR!!...… My mother is TEN steps away from me, and I'm smiling idiotically... She comes, "What is it?" ...... "Mum... I did something wrong, :D I locked the keys in the trunk :O"
"WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU? YOU DON'T CONCENTRATE, -_- ARG!" So now my friends were waiting for me at my place (KARAOKE NIGHT) and we were locked outside the shopping mall -_-... My mama called Cleo (wonderful man who works for mi Madre) and he had to speed bike to us with the spare keys! LOL
Gearing up for the night oh yeah yeah yeah! Anyway, decided to put the negativity behind me and my mama got over it, so it was time to prepare the ANGELIC VOICES for the show at a club in Electrique Avenue (also known as Westlands, Nairobi lol) called RnB, I was too pumped cos with every song you sing, you get a free shot of Tequila :D \o/ and Sheesha was half price, so for like 350ksh, which is like 3point something or 4dollars :D So anywho... I WAS FIRST WITH THE MICROPHONE cos I'm a little cool :D (But I really cant sing to save ANYONES life) I sang Time (Dirty Bit)- Black Eyed Peas... I killed it though :D
This is me at Central Park in Nairobi today exploring the streets... :D lol look at my earring :D
Also, this is like a 'daytime' kinda look, LOL okay this is more conservative basically cos of the tights and all and a more like movement outfit, lol if you get me (IOW {In Other Words} I went to the city center wearing tights cos shit is real in this country lol)
Okayyyyy :D heading to the airport ( JKIA- Jomo Kenyatta International Airport) of Nairobi to collect my step brother :D I'll upload later :D :D \o/
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Leena Nikole
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